Quinn may have the right idea, given this article from last Monday:
(Also, Happy World Teachers' Day!)
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PARA: So decimals aren't the problem, it's more humans relying on them?
QUINN: I know! We can fight calculators!
CUBI: Can calculators hold swords?
QT: Perhaps we should talk to other relations?
QT: After all, Para, we're all polynomials here.
PARA: Yeah! Expona and I can go ask around!
QT: I'm... free too... (<-- biquadratic)
QUINN: We'll nuke them from orbit. To be sure.